Meredith just said she was so bored, she wished she was at work.

Meredith tried on a pair of glasses at the optometry office and said, "Mommy, I look real more smarter, don't I?"

I asked Meredith what time she got her school pictures taken today and she said, "Ten after til'."

I was on the cold medicine aisle talking to the pharmacy tech when Meredith decided to pick up a bottle of Triaminic and tell the tech that that kind of medicine was good for boogers.

Meredith told me tonight that every night she goes to the freezer when we're not looking and eats some of those chocolate balls. But, uhhhhhhh, there's no chocolate balls in there.

While vacationing in Boone, NC, we pulled up at the stoplight beside a true "mountain man" and Meredith looked over at him and said, "Good gracious to Heaven!!!"

Me and Derrick were hugging in the kitchen and Meredith said, "Alright, it's time for you two to get out of that love situation!!!"