Yelled from the bathroom, "Ok, I've got my top body washed!!!"

Meredith just asked me what was the diabolical number of 75.......?????

Derrick has ribs on the grill. Meredith just crawled in his lap and hugged him, and said, "Ooooh, your neck smells like bacon!!!"

I made an apple cream cheese Danish and a peach cream cheese Danish for dessert tonight. Meredith asked Derrick to get her some dessert and he asked her which one she wanted. She said, "I don't know - the one I've been sticking my finger in and licking."

I told Meredith to stop arguing back and listen for a change! She said, "Does that mean if I listen, I'll get some change?"

Meredith is eating boiled eggs dipped in thousand island dressing, and told Derrick it was totally eggs-citing!

"Mama, I'm watching the news, and if I hear anything incredible or sad, I'll come and tell ya'."