Meredith just said she was so bored, she wished she was at work.

Meredith tried on a pair of glasses at the optometry office and said, "Mommy, I look real more smarter, don't I?"

I asked Meredith what time she got her school pictures taken today and she said, "Ten after til'."

I was on the cold medicine aisle talking to the pharmacy tech when Meredith decided to pick up a bottle of Triaminic and tell the tech that that kind of medicine was good for boogers.

Meredith told me tonight that every night she goes to the freezer when we're not looking and eats some of those chocolate balls. But, uhhhhhhh, there's no chocolate balls in there.

While vacationing in Boone, NC, we pulled up at the stoplight beside a true "mountain man" and Meredith looked over at him and said, "Good gracious to Heaven!!!"

Me and Derrick were hugging in the kitchen and Meredith said, "Alright, it's time for you two to get out of that love situation!!!"

Meredith just told Derrick Herring, "Daddy, you are getting on my nerds! (nerves) And don't tell me again that I don't have nerds, because I DO have nerds!!!"

Meredith just said, "Mommy, people in the olden days used scissors to shell potatoes."

We got out at Piggly Wiggly and there was a car next to us with a lady sitting in the passenger side. Meredith told Derrick, "Daddy you almost hit that helpless old lady right there with your door!"

Derrick and I bought an "older" Toyota Camry yesterday. When Meredith came out and saw it, she said, "Mommy, that car is lame. It's real, real lame. That's an old lady car!"

Meredith: "Mommy, I laughed so hard today that tears came outta' my eyes and milk came outta' my nose!!!"

Meredith came home and said, "Uncle Steve made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but he putted mostly jelly on it with just a little peanut butter."

Meredith asked us tonight, "When can I get my own facebook page? Barefoots BoDiddley has one and he's just a little dog!!!"

I was trying to coax Meredith to get in the shower, and told her to get in one and I'd get in the other, and we'd see who could finish first. She said, "I'm gonna' beat you 'cause you take so long, 'cause you're always in there raising your legs." Derrick said, "She's doing what?" Meredith said, "You know, raising her legs with the razor. Raising." Derrick said, "Do you mean shaving?" "Yeah."

I had some hamburger I needed to cook and I asked Meredith what she would like me to make with it. She told me to name some stuff and if it sounded like something she didn't like, she would act like she was throwing up. Alrighty, then...........

I told Meredith to tell Ma Ma and Pa Pa what would happen if we won the lottery. She said, "Mommy's gonna hire a boy to look after the pool and a boy to look after the lawn!". I said, "No, no! Not the part about the pool boy and lawn boy, the part about Mommy never having to work again!"

Meredith was explaining to me how Thanksgiving came about. She said the people in England had a really mean King, so they got on the Mayflower and came to America. She said the first Thanksgiving lasted 3 days because they didn't have anything important to do afterwards like we do. And do you know who helped them with their first Thanksgiving? "Nate of Americans" did.

Meredith was trying to explain the Flintstones and she said, "Their place is made outta rocks and their clothes is tore."

I have an app on my iPhone that's scans your fingerprint and Santa tells you if you've been naughty or nice. It scanned Meredith and told her she'd been very naughty this year. She got right on writing a letter to him trying to explain herself and say she didn't mean it!!! Bahahahaha!!!

Regarding the Santa Claus in Walmart, Meredith said, "He doesn't look familiar. He's not the same one I talked to last night. And Santa Claus doesn't have freckles. "

Meredith, as she came in and saw me on my phone composing a text: "Mommy, if you're texting Santa Claus, I'm really, really sorry!!!"

Meredith's class went to Hobbton High today to see the play, Snow White. When she got home, I asked her if she enjoyed the play. She said, "Yes, but their Snow White didn't travel from Disney World to be in the play, they got one that went to Hobbton."

We just passed a house that had a lot of Christmas lights and decorations in the yard. I mean a LOT! Meredith said, "Wow, they really messed up Christmas!!!"

Meredith told her Daddy not to sit with the rocking chair so close to the edge of the porch.  She told him he might fall off and break a hip or something!!!