Meredith said, "If this pencil doesn't stop breaking, I'm gonna beat it like Lady GaGa beats her little daughter."  I said, "I don't believe Lady GaGa has any children."  She said, "Yes she did.  It was in the 80's."

Meredith told me and Derrick, "All day long, I've had to stick my hand in my pants and pull my underwear back up!"  We checked out the situation, and come to find out, she'd had her underwear on backwards all day!!

On the way home today, Meredith asked me, "Mommy, why do you sometimes get me all the stuff I ask for and then sometimes you act all weird and don't get me nothing I ask for?"

At the table doing homework, Meredith pointed to her folder, which has a sticker on it with her name, class info, etc.  She said, "Hand me my folder.  Sometimes I forget my name."

Yeah, that's gonna' surely get better with age.

I asked Meredith what time she got her school pictures made today and she said, "Ten after til."

On the cold medicine aisle at the drug store, Meredith picks up a bottle of Triaminic and tells the pharmacy tech who was helping me, "This medicine is good for boogers!"

In the bathroom stall at the Wayne County fair last night:

Meredith:  Mommy, what does that sign on the door say?

Me:  It says, "Do not put sanitary products in the toilet."

Meredith:  What in the world are sanitary projects?

Me:  I'll tell you when you get big.

Overheard at church:

Meredith:  Why in the world is everybody passing that bowl around and why are people putting money in it?

Allison:  The money is for Jesus.  People put money in there and we send it to Jesus.

Meredith:  Well, how in the world are we gonna get the money to Jesus when he's way up there (pointing up) and we're way down here?

Meredith tells me, "Mommy, I go to the freezer every night when you're not looking and eat some of those chocolate balls in there."

Problem here is, there is no chocolate balls in there and never have been?!?!?!?!?